What Not to Give an Ogre for his Birthday
Little Door Books
Stanley and Martha love buying birthday presents for people and always manage to find just the right thing; but when it comes to their new neighbour, Len the friendly ogre, the task is shall we say, a challenge. The usual things – a bike, clothes, a theatre trip or a pet don’t really fit the bill and a ride in a hot air balloon would be somewhat problematic.
Can the two come up with an idea that could make Len’s birthday the best he’s ever had?
This story of determination and friendship is the first of the Little Door Debuts imprint and it appears as though the publisher has found a new talent with Will Hughes, whose scribbly style illustrations are great fun, putting me in mind slightly of Quentin Blake’s work.
Beth Ferry and Joseph Kuefler
Abrams Books for Young Readers
Here’s a sweet story of a first crush Neanderthal style.
Meet caveboy, Neander, who falls for the ‘most beautiful girl in the prehistoric world’ short, hairy Neanne, who is perfect in every way. His parents accurately diagnose the problem when he becomes all moony.
Armed with flowers picked from The Field of Bees, Neander rushes off to try and woo the little cave-girl but …
and there she isn’t.
The disappointed caveboy decides a grander plan is needed but this too is a dismal failure of the CRUSH kind and Neanne decides her wooer is just a little a bit crazy.
Could it be a case of third time lucky perhaps …?
A fun tale with splendidly expressive illustrations should make for an enjoyable, somewhat noisy storytime as youngsters enjoy the opportunity to let rip with a CRUSH or two during the telling.
Iguanas Love Bananas
Jennie & Chris Cladingbee and Jeff Crowther
I suspect the authors of this crazy rhyming narrative about animals and their food predilections are fans of Kes Gray & Jim Field’s ‘Oi!’ picture books.
In this story we meet all kinds of creatures, large and small, dining on their favourite foods much to the consternation of the humans from whom they steal or otherwise procure such things as fajitas – that’s cheetahs; sausage rolls – the water voles raid a picnic basket for theirs; vindaloos, though these are seemingly paid for at the take-away, but the people on whom they sneeze on account of the spices are less than impressed.
I’m unsure how the manatees got hold of a crate of blue cheese but the end result is constipation, so we’re told.
I have to say though, that I’m with the guy on the final page who is the only one relishing Brussels sprouts. Yummy!
Jeff Crowther clearly enjoyed himself creating the illustrations for this culinary romp; his scenes of all those animals stuffing themselves are full of gigglesome details.