The Diddle That Dummed
Kes Gray and Fred Blunt
Hodder Children’s Books
Oh my goodness, this book has given me the first really big laugh I’ve had since the lockdown, It’s utterly hilarious team Kes and Fred, and appealed most strongly to my sense of humour as well as to my divergent nature.
So let’s meet the cast: first is musician Flinty Bo Diddle who at the time our story starts is busy composing a tune to play upon his fiddle. Things go swimmingly at first with twenty nine diddles doing just as they ought but there has to be one doesn’t there, for the thirtieth note decides to make itself a dum.
How dare it – and half way through the tune at that.
A furious Flinty demands that the culprit confess. It does and the music starts up again with the dumming diddle consenting to another try. You can guess what happens with regard to Flinty,
and now all the other diddles turn on the dummer; the poor thing seems rather dumfounded but suggests being put first.
Diddles duly reshuffled, off they go again – err? Oops!
Maybe being placed as the final note might do the trick but …
What about changing the tune altogether suggests the dumming diddler. Flinty agrees though clearly a change of instrument is required.
The dums go well – for a while at least then …
Now those adults who happen to be teachers might recognise the sudden urge for a loo visit that is requested by our dear dumming diddle
especially as it precipitates a chain reaction.
The ending is beyond priceless and almost made my partner fall off his stool as I read it to him over coffee.
Brilliantly bonkers and a perfect antidote to lockdown blues.