Don’t Go There!
Jeanne Willis and Hrefna Bragadottir
A small human is tasked with toilet training a small green alien when she discovers him in her home one day.
The little fellow has no idea that it’s totally inappropriate to direct his wee towards the narrator’s painting easel …
or leave deposits of poo in the bird bath.
So the little girl takes her new friend into the bathroom and shows him the toilet.
The little Martian is resistant to using such a cold, deep object and runs off in search of a more likely receptacle.
Several tries later, it’s time to march the little guy back to the bathroom and start toilet training in earnest. “Lid up,/ pants down, / bottom on the seat. Sit still, / just chill, / until the job’s complete. / Whistle if you want to. / Singing can be fun. / Wipe, flush, wash hands, / then you’re done!” goes the Toilet Song the narrator sings.
The Martian’s effort doesn’t quite sound (or look) quite the same however but he does his very best,
even though his pants do end up being flushed down the loo.
Eventually of course, with lots of practice, he does get it right.
In the reassuring penultimate spread the narrator uses the success of her alien friend to assure little humans they too can learn the ropes; and then, once he’s back on his own planet, the little chap has a job to do …
Little ones and their adults will assuredly giggle at all the mistakes and mishaps that befall teacher and learner in this enchanting, light-hearted alien twist on toilet training.
Jeanne’s bouncy rhyming text is great fun and reassuring too, while Hrefna Bragadottir’s slightly muted, comical illustrations ensure that there will be plenty of shared laughs during this nicely flowing learning journey.