
The Tragic Tale of Dwayne the Eating Monster
Valentina Mendicino
Top That Publishing
Meet Dwayne – total food addict with no other interests apart from the assimilation of all manner of items from his fridge. Fine thus far – or maybe not so fine, judging by his already rotund appearance but things get even less fine when Dwayne decides to tickle his taste buds with some new fodder such as …

which needless to say gets him into the neighbours’ bad books.
Dwayne’s insatiable appetite means that he’s ever expanding his girth to the point where he has outgrown his bed, is unable to reach to tie his shoelaces, cannot sit as his desk in school, nor play hide-and-seek or ride his bike, and eventually, squeeze through his own front door. Hmm!

Any self-respecting person or monster would surely be taking him or herself in hand by this time; but Dwayne? Not on your life. He still carries on stuffing himself and getting larger and … but equally so do the things he wants to consume …

Until finally, he’s eaten himself out of house and home, the planet, the … hang on;

is he about to meet his cum uppance here?
This funny cautionary tale for foodies and others is bound to tickle the taste buds of young listeners and, once they’ve listened to the story a couple of times, developing readers. The whole thing is inviting, not least the three dimensional-looking characters and those flaps. I can well imagine children in an early years setting being inspired to create their very own ‘Dwayneiverse’ from soft modeling materials and inventing their own stories around it.








