Never Ever Ever Ask a Pirate To A Party
Clare Helen Welsh and Anne-Kathrin Behl
Nosy Crow

When is a party not a party? Find out in this zany book.

The child narrator of the story is planning the perfect party and as readers are being told what they need to know about how so to do, there’s a knock at the door. In bursts a sword wielding pirate accompanied by Polly parrot, ace stealer of presents. 

Said pirate is closely followed by a huge scary dragon, a unicorn with a hatred of ‘mess’ and a resulting need for the perfect bath, 

and a spaceship full of little aliens. Our narrator says the only option is to send the whole lot packing; but is a quiet party with not a single guest to share in the delights of cake, or to give a present, what a party giver really wants?

Perhaps there’s a much more enjoyable alternative where all those aforementioned party-wrecking guests are on their very best behaviour.

Ah-ha! It seems as though the aim – a perfect party – is getting under way at last. 

Or possibly not …

Anne Kathrin-Behl’s lively illustrations of the ensuing chaos caused by the unruly behaviour of the various guests, combined with Clare Helen Welsh’s text with its ‘never, ever, ever ask’ refrain, lots of knock knocks to join in with and a surprise ending, make a lively read aloud that makes clear the pleasures of sharing fun times with your friends.