Oops, I Kidnapped a Pharaoh!

K-Pop obsessed Skylar and her best friend, Dana find themselves on a time-travelling adventure after being picked up from school by Skylar’s eccentric Nana in her tuk-tuk. One minute they’re driving back from school and the next they’re in the middle of a desert surrounded by date palms without Nana who runs a catering company and has vanished in search of ingredients for her famous ‘sweet’n’wild fig and falafel burritos’.

After their initial amazement that they’ve time travelled to Ancient Egypt, the friends start to search for Nana, adapting to the new, strange environment. On entering a large courtyard set up for a show of some kind, music begins and from behind a curtain shimmies a boy wearing a gold cloak whom they surmise is the main attraction. He proceeds to perform an amazing slick, synchronised dance routine and Skylar is inspired to join in with some K-pop style moves of her own. The crowd goes wild and the girls realise that the boy dancer is Tutankhamun aged about ten or eleven.

Having found Nana with her purchase and learned that the time travelling was a mistake, they go back to the tuk-tuk, jump in and return to their own time, only to discover that a small boy, aka Tutankhamun, has hitched a ride back to the twenty first century. What can they do about having a boy king from 1331BCE who appears to have a strange affinity with Skylar’s cat and a penchant for Nana’s burritos, to stay overnight? They put him in Skylar’s brother’s bedroom and the girls go off the Skylar’s bedroom and start chatting about their favourite K-pop stars. But there’s still the massive problem of getting the boy back to his own place and time as soon as they can. The trouble is their visitor wants some fun and when they go out, he quickly starts attracting attention at the K-Mania Food Village, so there’s not a minute to lose. It’s back into the tuk-tuk again and yes they do go to Egypt but not in ancient times, nor with the little pharaoh aboard.

With problems aplenty to resolve, the time travelling friends have encounters with Marie Curie, Shakespeare and Henry VIII, all the while making sure the tuk-tuk has the fuel to run on, in their mission to return to Ancient Egypt.

A very funny, fast-paced roller coaster of a read for older primary children or to read aloud with an upper KS2 class: I enjoyed it even more than the Headteacher story in the series.

Skylar and the K-Pop Headteacher

Skylar and her best friend, Dana, are obsessed with K-Pop, in particular AZ8, but when they’re about to launch a video comeback, her parents ban her from anything to do with the group for a whole week. During the lunch break at school as she’s telling Dana, a furious Skylar grabs her light-up dancing bunny ears from her rucksack and dashes off. But she forgets to remove the hat as she sets off to her next class and encounters the head teacher, Ms Callus who shouts at her and confiscates the precious hat.

Later she makes an excuse, leaves the classroom and confronts Ms Callus. Having grabbed her hat back, Skylar declares that she’s fed up with grown-ups telling her how to live her life. “I wish I was in charge,” she says twice. With that something weird starts happening: green lights flash and Skylar and Ms Callus swap bodies. Skylar is now the 71 year-old, mega-strict headteacher with a new role to try and get used to. When she turns to Dana for advice about what she needs to learn the response is.”something to do with empathy and walking in the other person’s shoes.” But how long will Skylar be like this, neither girl knows, certainly longer that the day and night they first thought.

Alongside this AZ8 announce they’re holding a competition and anyone who goes viral with their version of the ‘Hot Feet’ dance routine will win free tickets to their upcoming gig, and there’s an emergency inspection of the school to contend with. Chaos indeed.

Is it even possible that Skylar and Ms Callus can develop empathy towards one another and their lives, and if so can it be done in time for the weekend gig? It does’t help that Skylar has upset her bestie and the two have fallen out. And what about the inspectors; will they like what they see? Will Skylar repair the rift with Dana?

With lots of laugh-out-loud moments, this is a hilarious tale, at the heart of which is the importance of seeing things from another person’s viewpoint, friendship, self-belief and being true to yourself. Older KS2 readers will love it.