The Bear Out There
Jess Hannigan
Harper 360

Of fractured fairytale versions of Goldilocks and the Three Bears there have been a fair few. Now Jess Hannigan gives a child voice as she speaks directly to we readers, who have come knocking at the door of a cottaage. Straightway the child informs us that outside lurks a scary thing of an ursine nature. She reveals the three signs indicating the Bear’s proximity – ‘The hair on your arms stands straight up. You feel a pair of great big eyes watching the back of your head. Your feet get suuuuper itchy’. and even goes so far as to draw a picture of said bear.

The girl then invites readers to a game of cards during which something disturbs her; they continue playing with various other noises outside until there’s a crunching followed by a rattling at the front door.

This, the young ‘host’ insists on answering. The result is the throwing into question everything the host has said thus far, is and the throwing of herself through the window.

The rest of the narrative is delivered by the real owner of the house who offers tea like a good host

and makes it clear in an accommodating fashion that this isn’t a one time occurrence. “Believe it or not, break-ins happen all the time . Not to worry. I understand the woods can be quite frightening for non-bear folk…”

Frightfully and frighteningly good fun is this subversive rendition illustrated in bold cut paper scenes of the drama as it unfolds: I love the somewhat sardonic manner of the loquacious child narrator energetically portrayed. Making the entire thing even more subversive are the final endpapers showing that the original narrator hopes to make a mint out of her encounter, with her best selling memoir, ‘I Survived a Real Bear.’