Dexter Procter and the Case of the Disappearing Doctor

Ten year old prodigy Dexter Procter works as a paediatrician at Lilydale General Hospital and almost as soon as this story starts he manages to ride his scooter straight into Granny Bet causing her to suffer (despite her saying she’s fine) ‘a monomalleolar lateral fracture’ to her fibula; in other words, a broken ankle. As a result she has to wait in hospital for an operation. Being kind-hearted, she doesn’t spill the beans about the cause of her injury. Dexter decides to go home and change and on the way meets his pal Rupi in a state of distress, having been expelled from Elmwood School by the temporary head teacher.

Not long after said temp. (Mrs Rhubarb) appears on the scene. She mentions her sister Barbara Burnhall, an MP and it turns out, the very one who is soon to visit Dexter’s place of work. She’s also someone the hospital relies on for funding every year, Dexter later learns. He also learns that he’s to accompany Dr Marigold and show BB around when she visits. Unsurprisingly, things go badly from the start.

On the school front: what on earth is Ms Saeed, the proper head of Rupi’s school, doing in Azerbaijan? Hmm.

Then Dr Marigold disappears and the wretched Dr Drake appears wearing a sign that reads DR EDWIN DRAKE, ACTING METAL DETECTOR. You can guess what it’s meant to be. What he says about Dr Marigold is totally bonkers. Moreover, he refuses to believe what Dexter tells him about Barbara Burnhall. (I won’t say how he came by this information).

On the home front, Granny Bet is back at home with her operation delayed. At this stage we’re less than halfway through this book but rather than be a story spoiler I’ll merely say that I laughed all the way through to the final paragraph that contains the words ‘Downing Street’ during the course of a phone call to Dexter. I’m sure young readers will do the same and like me be eagerly awaiting the third book. I must add that Henry Paker’s drawings are thoroughly giggle-inducing too, and don’t miss the acknowledgements acrostic.

Word has it that there’s a BBC mini-series of the book later this year.

Dexter Procter the 10-year old doctor

Pretty much the moment he was born it was evident that Dexter Proctor was no ordinary infant. He spoke his first words when just four seconds old and by the age of three when most little ones are entering nursery, Dexter had passed eighty six A-levels. By age ten he was working as a paediatrician at Lilydale General Hospital having gained A* in all his exams at medical school bar communication skills where he only managed a B minus.

On his very first day he’s assigned to A & E where during the afternoon he’s called a genius by one of his first patients – a man who had a toilet seat stuck on his head,

or rather he did until Dexter successfully extricated him from his ‘bathroom-themed necklace’. It will come as no surprise however to learn that many others Dexter encountered are much more ageist towards him.

Pretty soon Dexter is moved to the paediatrics department where he has a few run ins with Dr Drake who quickly becomes his arch enemy. Add to this that the boy is constantly having to navigate the challenges posed by his irritating, albeit loving family and his loyal friends, not to mention a bullying classmate nemesis Toby Tanner who turns up with a troublesome foot. No prizes for guessing who he’s related to.
Then comes a major issue at Dexter’s old school where all the teachers are inexplicably struck down with severe diarrhoea; what on earth or in the school staffroom is the cause. Can Dexter possibly solve the mystery, save his medical career and find his place in the world?

Brimming over with humour, some of it of the gross kind, Adam Kay’s first novel for KS2 readers, liberally dosed with Henry Paker’s hilarious illustrations to complement the text, will have readers giggling all the way to the final letter.